"Clearly there's no LSD, and how long does it take to test a chocolate-chip cookie for marijuana?"
Total pandemonium broke out this week after a young man doing community service delivered cookies to police and they became convinced he tried to drug them with LSD and marijuana.
They said the basket smelled like pot and the cookies initially tested positive for LSD. Now it's become clear the cookies were just, well, regular cookies, but not before throwing the young man in jail on $75,000 bond and creating a media circus.
Lesson learned: don't feed the cops. Everything smells like drugs to them.
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Comment posted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 10:35pmOh, right, they got it from the officers themselves. Wonderful.
Like well what was in those
Comment posted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 12:39pmLike well what was in those cookies if it wasnt drugs and 3 officers got sick liike what the fuck
No one got sick.
Comment posted by Scott Morgan on Fri, 07/11/2008 - 2:49pmOfficers claimed they felt sick, until they found out there weren't any drugs in the cookies.
Power of suggestion
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 10:48amDon't you think the cops thought they were sick because they thought something was in the cookies?
this
Comment posted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/13/2008 - 11:58amcomes from the same area in TX that on the weekend of July 4th implemented a policy that mandated BLOOD TESTS for suspected drunk drivers who refused a breathylizer.
Many of these cases are being overturned, especially in a small municipality who let the POLICE OFFICERS ADMINISTER THE BLOOD TESTS.
Remember the chalk board scandal in Dallas (Mexicans were being thrown in jail for cocaine that was later proved to be CHALKBOARD, planted by the police? Now they can stick needles in us?
I want to know where all the
Comment posted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/10/2008 - 10:25pmI want to know where all the news outlets got the "several officers became ill" garbage. Neither weed nor LSD is poisonous, or likely to induce illness.